There's only one suicide I would cheerfully assist, writes Peter Hitchens. If the Tory Party wants to go to Zurich and end it all, I will accompany it, hold its hand, help it swallow a cocktail of poison, refuse its pleas for water at the last moment (for its own good, of course) and listen to its death gurgles. It would be a mercy.
If he needs any assistance, he only has to ask.
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